Telephone Park

Officially AT&T Park, and formerly Pacific Bell and SBC Park. An open-air baseball stadium located in the Southeast section of downtown San Francisco, right next to the Bay. Home to the SF Giants, who everybody knows are better than the LA Dodgers.

Opened on March 31, 2000, it is accessible by Muni and Caltrain. Known for splash hits, views of the Bay and the Bay Bridge, and for all the records Barry Bonds broke there. It will also host the 2007 MLB All-Star Game.

Known as "Telephone Park" or "The Phone Booth" for its constant name changes of telephone corporations. Another name would be "May's Field" after Wille Mays.

I'm going to Telephone Park to watch the Giants crush those dirty LA Dodgers.

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Telephone Boo

Is the person that you talk to the most on the phone that you wouldn't mind sexing up.

I was talking to my telephone boo last night . . ~ We're definitely fucking Saturday.

Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)

I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".

Telephonic relief

To achieve orgasm through phone sex

Amy was suddenly alarmed that her telephonic relief may have awakened her parents down the hall.

telephone booth

what you come out of if youre gay and dont have a closet.

I heard superman's comin up out tha telephone booth yo.

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Texas Telephone

When two people converse in conversation while they are taking a dump in neighboring stalls.

Joey and Bob had the best conversation through a Texas Telephone.

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telephone cut

A cut, usually with an ox, that is curved from one's ear to their upper lip. This represents a telephone. Can also be a verb; the act of giving someone this type of cut.

"She came up out that fight with a telephone cut, yo! That bitch got *bleep*ed up!"

"I'ma telephone cut that ho!"

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