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A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.
"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"
- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.
- A powerful telescope.
I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!
When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye
I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!
A tampon , prior to its normal use .
Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding