tempest

a backstabbing person who betrays you at the times you needed them most/

Hey are you going to invite tempest to your party?
no

Doing a tempest

When you shout into the void of a channel in discord hoping someone will notice you and not ignore you like the rest of the discord server.
Most conversations with him will start with a couple of expletives and end with a question which he knows the answer to but will ask anyway. E.g.
Should I sleep?

Holy shit, Logkiller is doing a tempest in offtopic. Fucks sake.

Freddie Tempest

Freddie Tempest is the type of guy who has had insane life experiences and you cannot believe what he says has actually happened to him.

I talked to Freddie Tempest yesterday and he told me about how once he bumped into the Prince of Sweden at a casino in Monaco, and they bonded over lemon drop martinis talking about classic cinema.

brown tempest

The act of diarrheaing on an other's face.
Mainly done after several days of constipation after several days of eating mexican (brown) food - when you know a storm is coming.

Last night, finally, after FIVE days - Brian gave me a brown tempest. It was sick.