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A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...
Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?
Who?
Tila Tequila, yo!
What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?
Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.
Word.
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An asian bisexual slut, who has tons of friends on myspace, that are obsessed with her too much. She is mostly famous for her Myspace page, or her show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila", where she shows the world how horny she is. She also sings, but she isnt famous for that at all because she really sucks at it, and all her songs are either about stripping or how she wants to fuck people.
Tila Tequila is the best slut in the world, but the worst singer.
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Joseph Joestar but in a tequila dress. One of best waifus
Weeb 1: Tequila Joseph is the best waifu
Weeb 2: Indeed
Shot of tequila followed by a shot of pineapple.
Originated in Leicester the pineapple juice completly neutralises the taste and burn of the tequila so no salt or lemon necessary.
"Can we get 7 tequila ganatras please?"
Using tequila, or any other booze, to replace water in a routine enema. Putting alchohol into the rectum bypasses all the body's filtering organs such as the liver and kidneys and produces an almost immediate buzz. For the same reason, it is VERY DANGEROUS and can result in alchohol poisoning and perhaps DEATH!
enema tequila drunk buzz
During my frat initiation, my brothers gave me a tequila enema and I slept for about 10 hours.
tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects
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Also see Tila Nguyen, because that's her real name.
She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".
There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.
Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.
Yes, Tila Tequila's boobs are fake.
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