Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.
1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"
"Dude! Grow some texticles!"
2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.
The act of smashing one's ballsack/ testicles onto the phone screen and promptly sending the messege created by one's ball thrashing.
Yo man, did you see the texticle sam sent anna? She's really digging it.
Texticle-ing is used by humans to
attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing