Texticles

Your thumbs.

M: I use both texticles when I text.
N:Wtf

Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.

1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.