(th-ahh-tch)
The act of being felched/munted/sexually pleased by a barn animal
Thatch as in thatch roofing out of hay
I love thatching with the pigs and horses
The sexual practice of wearing a fake moustache woven from public hair
The knitting circle were mightily impressed when Tarquin appeared sporting an elgegent new thatching.
Choosing and OP character in any game and curve stomping your friends with it. and to have the nerve to say easy game after.
Being and absolute cunt
Why’d you got to go with that Thatch
Thatch - a slang word meaning “cover yourself” or “back away”
“Gotta thatch from my ex no cap!”
“Thatch dude! He’s gonna jump you!”