Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.
Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!
Jordan: Thats not what she said!
Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!
Jordan: Thats what she said!!
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Me: are you coming with me.
friend: thats what she said.
Me: Nice.
a joke reffering to what a woman says while having/before sex
Wow, thats long!
thats what she said
IM WET!
thats what she said
Oh come on, put it in!
thats what she said
An adult sexual reference to a joke or a word.
''That hurts'' ''Thats what she said''