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21st century idiot boy

Someone who dresses gay, is straight, is obsessed with eating out cell phones cheap cars, mac computers, and meaningless drone music associated with lame culture, also is obsessed with retarded humor

That guy at work is a 21st century idiot boy he has no individuality anymore, he has no real ambitions, and signs paper work without reading it and can't survive without a pointless device that is used to control his life

by Kosanavian Emperor June 22, 2014


21st Century Schizoid Man

A-one, two, three, four
Two, two, three
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
Paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid man
Blood rack, barbed wire

Politicians funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
21st century schizoid man
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got, he really needs
21st century schizoid man

by Death Menace May 02, 2023


21st Century Bitch

A person in the 21st century who has to bitch about literally everything.

"Chloe is a real 21st Century Bitch, she literally comes up with new stuff to complain about.

by hoppingicon January 07, 2023


21st century thinker

Meaning you all think in the century you were born in.

Yeah my teacher is retarded

My dumb ass art history teacher says "you're all 21st Century thinkers"

by Dynamic Samurai September 17, 2018


21st Century Breakfast

Nothing.

Alex always starts his day with a 21st Century Breakfast. It's clean, fast, and completely free!

by The Average Sad Man May 03, 2016


21st century scholarship

The scholarship that you tell all your friends you have but u actually only have it cause your parents are broke.

Guy #1: Hey dude I got the 21st Century Scholarship!

Guy #2: Oh you mean the pity scholarship?

by Ayeskyzone December 16, 2017


21st century poet

A nerdacious attempt to spit bars whilst their vocabulary is most likely limited to irrational numbers, functions, binary/hex etc. Their verses are either simple with no thematic value or ten tiers beyond humility, the typical result of logic dominant brain activity. Bars barely rhyme, but on the dime.

"Do you like nerds?"
"It's the shit, kids releasing their grip on ordinary satchels of sherbet and that jank jaw dropped in awe"
"mate, you're a 21st Century Poet"

by DaRealBdizzle February 06, 2016