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Good job, you got covid-19 three times.
Damn i didn’t know he had covid-57!
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A gun used in call of duty black ops 2. this is a fully automatic machine gun. the different sights you can have are target finder, millimeter scanner, dual band, red dot, reflex, holographic, and the iron sight.
my favorite is the millimeter scanner (MMS) sight with the silencer on the PDW-57. Because the MMS sight can look through walls so it makes it easier to shot the enemies.
BTW im a girl
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"Area 57'ing" an unsuspecting foe is very similar to pulling off a Ninja Shitblast. The only difference is that you execute the Ninja Shitblast with at least 4 other friends and then you top it off by dropping an M-80 in the bowl. When the unsuspecting foe comes home, the only logical explanation for the foul smelling travesty will be an Alien invasion.
Last year I Ninja Shitblasted my ex-girlfriend's toytie after I walked in on her and my dad slapping asses during my high school graduation party. Pops has always wanted to remodel his master bath so I thought I'd Area 57 it this year for Father's Day.
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A man that keeps his dick in his jeans, untill the weekend comes and he wips it out on Sunday, and takes care of his lady. He treats his dick like a classic car, only out on the weekends.
Hey man its the weekend, yes it is time to take out the "57 Chevy" and satisfy my woman.
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Sukhoi 57. Russian made 5th generation fighter. It was made in 2019. The SU-57 is one of the most stable Russian planes to date. Only 21 SU-57s exist in the whole world.
Nicknamed ‚Felon‘ the SU-57, it has twin engines making a top speed of 2,130 km/h , 1323 mph (Mach 1.725).
This glorious piece of machinery can be equipped with up to 4 K77-M air-to-air missiles (700 kg).
Person one: the Su-57 is soo cool.
Person two: I think the F-22 is better but ok.
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A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" where a man unloads his baby batter inside a woman and afterwards has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
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wherein the act of vaginal penetration creates a sound not unlike that of direct fist contact with a half-empty ketchup bottle directly on the 57. In uncouth circles, this is referred to as a queef.
"I don't want to fuck you too hard, you might Heinz 57".
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