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The first Saturday of April is Albatross Day.
What is this day, you ask? Well, the Albatross, a beautiful bird that brings luck to those it chooses to follow, is a main symbol in the poem "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
Iron Maiden also has a song about the poem if you are interested.
In the poem, the mariner kills the albatross that follows his ship. By choosing to kill the bird, the mariner and his crew are cursed until the day that they die, doomed to have bad luck FOREVER. The curse is a psychological and physical burden that cannot be escaped!!!!!
Ultimately, the mariner had the chance to be lucky for the rest of his life, but he fucked it up. On the first Saturday of every April, YOU have the chance to create your own luck, to find your own albatross.
"Albatross" can also be used to replace the word "luck".
Hey, are you going to the Albatross Day?
FUCK YEAH!
What an albatross day this is!
Dripping soy sauce down the pulsating member of a jewish man's forskin, while reciting the indian code to survival in the great plains.
jimmy k told me about the Jewish Albatross as we were reading the Torah.
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The act of urinating in somebody's mouth while they are performing fellatio
John - I was going down on Jenny last night and she gave me a Golden Albatross
Jim - Ew man that's gross
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"You're a skunk pussy albatross"
"Get away from me you skunk pussy albatross"
Emma1: "Oh my Emma he was such a skunky pussy albatross!"
Emma2 "Yes indeed Emma he certainly was a skunk pussy albatross!"
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The opposite of a wing man
I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.
an overweight bird
Man: "Eww do u see that fat bird over there!"
Women: "Ew ya, what an albatross!"
Albatrosses, of the biological family Diomedeidae, are large seabirds related to the procellariids, storm petrels, and diving petrels in the order Procellariiformes. They range widely in the Southern Ocean and the North Pacific.
I just brutally murdered an albatross.