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If you are british you are one of the greatest people alive.The British are the most intelligent,most soficisticated and the best people in the world.
We invented everything that is more than half decent and we made the world what it is today.
"Dude are you British","Why yes I am", "Im so jealous of you cos Im a Yank and all we invented is pollution and friendly fire"
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what i am, britain is the greatest island on earth, england, scotland and ireland are the greatest countries on earth, we must however apologise for wales, something went badly wrong., we have outstanding natural beauty, there is nothing better than looking out of my bedroom window in the moring and seeing the beautiful english countryside, i am grateful everyday that i am british, we have a queen, we have several great sports teams (manchester united, liverpool, chelsea, arsenal, england cricket football and rugby teams etc) we have produced some of the greatest minds in history (newton etc) we have produced shakespere, chauser and of course we have some of the most stunning females to ever grace Gods green earth, i love being british, i must give a big shout out to all the peoples of the world, it doesn't matter to me if you are british, american, italien, french, iraqi, christian, muslim, hidu, jewish, we are all brothers and sisters and we need to get along.
P.S
we had a bigger empire than the romans aswell.
britain is great, i love everyday as a true britishman.
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Britishing: paying real world dollars to people for cyber-sex, then player killing them as you climax.
After a long night of britishing, my i had a nasty case of rawdick.
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A slightly eccentric but brilliant people who live in the British Isles. We are generally seen as quite snobby and cold but that's mainly down to our awkwardness when it comes to social situations. This is where our love of talking about the weather comes in handy as it is a universal ice breaker which we Brits use a lot. Luckily for us our weather is weird enough to make it quite an interesting and lengthy conversation. We also seem to be disliked for our sense of humour which can, if misunderstood, seem rude but to us sarcasm is a second language and its actually really funny if you get it. Oh also we probably are a bit obsessed with tea but then again its awesome.
Also we are not all racists who hate other countries, in fact that's only a small minority of the population. I personally think Americans are awesome and one of my favourite things about them is their presentation of the British in their TV programmes however inaccurate and non representing of the rest of Britain they are.
brit 1: hi
brit 2: hi
<awkward pause>
brit 1: so what is up with the weather?
brit 2: I know its so weird right...
<awkwardness avoided, British style>
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Britain =
This is for the ignorant Americans (please, no offense - you are our overseas cousins), who all think that Britain is basically England... Errr....... nay...!
Britain is a united Kingdom of many countries. It is made of Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and then England. Up until a short while ago, Britain (or the united kingdom - uk) had Hong Kong as part of it's empire... With Canada and Austrailia still part of the family nowadays.
American = Omigod! Are you Scottish?!
Scot = Yeah, I'm British.
American = But, you don't sound British...?
Scot = That's cos im feckin Scottish!
American = So... you lied?! You aren't British =P
Scot = *has a spasm attack*GAH!!!!!
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A bunch of dumbasses in a small country.
Man1: hey are you racist?
Man2: no, bit the british push it close
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people with the best quality teeth, the fanciest noses, and the best accent
jack: 'ello mate owr ye doin'?
harry: no'in mucc mate jus' eat'n moi crispity crunchy munchy cracker jack nibbler crack n' pop queens lovely jubly delights, mutt
jack: oi se' ee got dem stroipees twwou moit
harry: ye' ye'moit it costed me fiftoi pounds moit its jus' nor'al bri'ish ponds
british cop: OI OI OI OI OI WHOTS OULL DIS RAMBLINN?
jack: oim jast showin off me nyew stroipees
british cop: OUD YE GE' EM???????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jack: Pounds moit
british cop: oiuyt den' ye av a gud on
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