"The coveted title of Fatdem CEO is a distinguished honour reserved for only the most esteemed individuals of society. Those who attain this title have reached an unparalleled level of rotundity, such that their girth encompasses the world and earns them the distinction of being the Chief Executive Officer of the universe."
"Come buck man on his jacks and tell your ting to roll; she a quengers" - Fatdem ceo
"I'll chef u fatty" - random donnie
"Dont make me sit on , you'll come out the other side of the planet like the liverpoo fan you are. Thats what I thought skinnydem"
The status of a person claiming to be a practicing Christian who in reality goes to church on Christmas and Easter Only.
Dad: You need to quit being a "Religious CEO" and start really getting down with your faith.
Me: Whatever dad I went to the Easter pagent and watched Jesus get Crucified last year.
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Chief Executive Officer of Can't Do Shit
The kid who thinks he can do it all but the truth is he can't do anything that makes him a CEO of CDS.
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letters or e-mails from a CEO in your company/corporation where you can find all kinds of marketing bullshit, very general statements that have nothing to do with the real life and which offend the employees' inteligence
Paul: Have you checked your e-mail today?
Mike: No, why?
Paul: Well, you're gonna have a few laughs as there is some CEO-spam waiting for you.
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It is i, the CEO of air
Also asshole desided to steal my definition, meaning he is an imposter. What im saying is to look out for this man
Typically a self-impressed male, aged early 30’s to mid 50’s. They pace around talking loudly on their cell phone “calling shots” in an incredibly tight waiting area. The rest of us just want to hear the boarding announcement.
Joey: I’m about tired of this fool in my ear talking about $?!t I don’t care about.
Butch: Chill man. He’s just an airport CEO, I don’t think he’s on our flight.
An upcoming nigga from Little Rock who drop fire music
Jay: Aye u heard of CEO Steezy?
Jaquan: Hell yeah his music go hard asf