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The largest war in human history, taking place in the country of Sealand.
Over 100 million died.
Man: I got drafted
Woman: Why!?
Man: To fight in the Sealand Civil War and protect my country!
A growth of hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and sometimes the upper lip that is at least an inch in length and trimmed neatly. A beard that resembles pictures of soldiers of the American Civil War. Commonly worn by hipsters and Renaissance Festival participants.
"How can you tell that guy's a hipster?"
"He's got a Civil War Beard."
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What folks in the Hollar call World War I
WW 2 is known, obviously, as International Civil War III
Cousin Coon Head was a sniper in the army during International Civil War II.
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To those who think the civil war was over slavery, there were slaves in the united states nearly a hundred years before the civil war (and long before the US was a country on American land), yet no president lifted a finger to help them (many of the earliest presidents were slaveowners, of course they weren't lifting fingers to help). Lincoln issued the emancipation of slaves entirely for political/PR reasons, to gain public support for his cause (reunification of the country) from as many people as he could in the North and South. The North wanted to regain control of resources south of the Mason Dixon, which proved problematic with the Southern States seceded. A lot led up to the Civil War.
The American Civil War wasn't fought over slaves, as good as it would sound to hear about the North saving the slaves from Southern tyranny. A kid's history book nearly makes Lincoln a saint.
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The best Marvel movie ever created starring : Steve Rogers (Capt 'Merica), Tony Stank (Iron Man), Black Panther (Best Superhero besides Cap), and a bunch of other heroes no one remembers
That move, Captain America : Civil War, was the best movie of all time, I ate a whole bucket of popcorn.
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What the American Civil War of the 1860s might soon be called, thanks to a few fringe groups of fucking crazy people.
Crazy Person with a ridiculous amount of guns: "Yeah, if Trump loses, we'll have to overthrow the government. We'll have to start a 2nd American Civil War."
Everybody else: "WTF?!? Wasn't the 1st American Civil War enough blood shed?!""
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Drinking Game at Babson College. 2 Teams. One is Union, one is Confederate. 3 solo cups per player. 2 Players per side. 4 Ping pong balls. RAPID FIRE. Drink before you shoot. If you lose your 3 cups you can't shoot but your partner can. If you lose all 6 cups you lose.
Created by Mike Markarian and Andrew Starr.
First played by Mike Greenleaf, Andrew Starr, Collin Cook, Dylan Press.
Civil War (Drinking Game)
Confederacy: 0-2
Union: 2-0
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