A pair of female breasts - usually spectacular in size.
Christ! Look at the fatty clappers on her!
A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!
I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.
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one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.
WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.
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Someone who always has to be the last person to clap in an audience.
Anna: That was a really awesome open mic night on Monday, wasn't it?
Rob: Yeah, it was but did hear that last clapper after every song. What a jack ass!
A clapping sound made from the 'clunge'.
A tribute to the all great Sam Baldock with his underage girlfriend Amber.
a happy clapper is seriously religious person, most often used in connection with reference to a re-born or new-born christian.
can also be used as a describtion of someone naive or easy to please.
- "what happened to mike? he don't come round to our club no more."
- "well, he don't go out doin sinful things no more. he's a happy clapper now."
- "what? oh man. amen!"
or
"you think i 'm stupid? do i look like a happy clapper to you?!"
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“We don’t wanna fuck with these guys. they have auto clappers.”
A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).
Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.