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Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

by silly March 7, 2005

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Crack-headed Jackrabbit

1) A person who acts like there on crack all the time and cant stop moving around.

2) An individual who cant help but injure themselves on a daily basis because they act like there on crack 24/7.

3)A tomboy girl who is annoying as hell and cant stop twitching and moving around. Always manages to hurt herself and others and laughs about. Who cant go more than a day with injuring herself in some new and inventive way.

****** was running around at work and ran into a tree. Shes such a crack-headed jackrabbit.

****** challenged the giant to a wrestling match. What is she on crack? yeah but shes fast like a jackrabbit maybe she'll last a couple minutes...... or not.

by The Real B.F.C. March 28, 2011


Crack head mother

A mother that put low effort into improving her acts she may not give a Fu*K about everything. Crackhead moms will compulsively lie to loved ones to get her daily dopamine fix. She may say she will improve her life but after some days she will go back to her normal crackhead ways. In a nutshell.

Bye I'll be right back just going to the store to get some crack... I mean milk. Crack head mother

by Ok thanks for nothing July 14, 2020

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dirty crack head

Someone who sells their own vagina and that of her grandmother's her kids her dogs hole, she will suck cock for £2 and a bag of chips

Watch your things that dirty crack head is looking for someone to rob

by KezaBash November 3, 2020


Crack head Day

A nation holiday to respect those who look/act like crack heads. Weather it be on school grounds or at 3am inside of a Walmart. October 13th is National Crack head Day

Did you know national crack head day is on Oct 13

by peeeeeeepeeeeeee October 11, 2019


Crack head city

A area in a city where a larg population of crack heads be.

I think we in crack head city right now.

by MG the smash bro April 4, 2018


Crack head bruce

Crack head bruce is a kind caring incredibly stupid and beautiful loser and is lost without crack head betty in there life you are lucky to know her/him boom she likes to yell at people to get there cold feet off her and she don’t like Gucci or Louie she’s a dollar general type of gal and she loves to pick pocket oh and she absolutely LOVES to kick old people downstairs . Oh and crack head bruce I hope you see this how are you I miss you come back to me

Crack head bruce You’ve been in a coma for 60 years come back to us this is the only way we could reach you. We miss you well your family don’t I do

by Crack_head_betty_101 April 7, 2020