DDS

Dumbass Dorian Shit/ when someone (especially named Dorian) constantly does something stupid or without thinking about future possible consequences.

“Omg bruh, this that dds Im talking about. How you burn the damn cheese toast!?”

:DD

Super happy even happier than :D

Hey
Hi !!!
:DD
You happy?
YES

=DD

A pointless and highly obnoxious smiley. It's most likely that it originated because some idiot on an AIM convo made a typo and made to D's instead of one on their =D smiley. So now, every idiotic AIMer uses =DD as a spacefiller. A replacement for "lol" or "xD".

Person 1: I went to school yesterday.
Person 2: =DD
Person 1: ...fuck you.
Person 2: =DD

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DDS

Dick Deparavation Syndrome:
Suffered by females who need the vitamin D as in Dickkk, females suffering from dds be too thirsty.

Malaika: “How is life taking u?”
Chantal: “Not well, really I broke up with my mans now I need a new cure for my DDS”

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DDS

DDS-(Dry Dick Syndrome)...a medical ailment that results frm not gettin ur dick wet...symptoms include depression, horniness, sexual frustration and havin a very dry dick...the only cure is usin ur best friend (ur hand) or gettin yo shit wet...this usually occurs during parties or other situations involving sexy ass females...

You: man i was so close to fuckin that girl last night!!!

Friend: frealz what happened??

You: man we was hella gettin into it but she had to bounce, i got a bad case of DDS...shits dryer than a Motha Fucka!!

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DD

Drug dealer, person selling the shit to make you high

"lets blaze, ah shit i gotta see my DD first im out"

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DD

When you laugh so hard that your mouth can't comperhand it so your eyes transform to another mouth resulting in a double laugh

Friend: Why did the chicker cross the road? - To get to the other side!
Me: DD

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