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The 26th president of the United States
George Washington is the most badass person to ever live, just not as much as the man, the myth, the legend...SCOTT STERLING!
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is wen you have sex with a girl and cut down a cherry tree, or cross the delaware
i heard he did a george washington and died wen the tree fell on him
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When you poke a shit out and rub it in the mouth of an unconscious person to make it look like they have wooden teeth, then you stick a powdered wig on them.
On President's Day, I busted out the powdered wig and did a George Washington to my friend while he was sleeping to honor the first president.
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The act of when a chick gives a guy a blowjob and the guy cums all over the girls face, then the two people make out and then the guy sticks his fist up the woman's vagina and while she's honking during that, the guy shits in her mouth
Wanna do a George Washington?
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When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"
Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.
The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
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Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.
Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)
I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag
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A 2-layered white cake separated by a layer of strawberry jam commonly sliced and served covered with powdered sugar. It is predominantly served on the birthday of the first president of the United States or, failing that, on President's Day. It's origins are thought to go back as far as the Civil War where soldiers were known to Indian leg wrestle for the last piece of "GWC."
If I'm not with Mona, I'm jamming my George Washington Cake.
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