Jone

Jone, our lord and savior.

In Jone's name we pray, Amen

joned

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

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Jones

When you do something clumsy or embarrassing (like tripping) and attempt to play it off as purposeful even though everyone around knew it wasn't.

Larry unsuccessfully tried to Jones his friends after tripping over his shoelace and falling into a gate.

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joned

To be under the influence of marijuana. To be stoned.

That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.

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A-Jones

A Man who masturbates frequently in the washrooms of schools or other public areas. HE is also bad at conceiling the fact that he waxes the puppy requently.

Yo, that guy pulled an A-Jones.

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Joned

To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.

Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!

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Jones

One can only "pull" a Jones. Pulling a Jones refers to someone who achieves the highest accolades in their respective field (school/job/sport) at a very young age, shows a lot of potential for further greatness and GOAT status, then goes and does something completely stupid (likely ruining everything he accomplished and/or could have accomplished). Usually involves a hit-and-run involving a pregnant woman (and breaking her arm). Inly returning to the scene to get a handful of cash out of his own car, and then running away AGAIN! Oh, and also COCAINE!!

Fan: Did you see Jon Jones put Machida to sleep with a Standing Guillotine?! That is SO JONES!! He PULLS it off again!

Me: Yo, I saw Jon Jones hit-and-run a preggo, breaking her arm. He ran like he was Coked up! Came back for cash just to re-up on Coke. THAT'S pulling a Jones.

Fan: Oh... :'(

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