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ke'ching·huh
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music-making song artist slutty, but not slutty enough to be "Her Majesty", Lady Gaga
Ke$ha feels like P Diddy this morning
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1. Nasty Caucasian bitch that sings about drinking and dancing all the damn time.
2. Vomit incarnate
3. The avatar of the celestial spirit of vomit
1. Ke$ha vomits tequila and glitter
2. "Wake up in the morning... with glltter on my face like I'm motherfuckin 2 years old" From Tik Tok by Ke$ha
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Yo homie, I went to that Ke$ha show last night and to my surprise I saw Ke$ha all over Mick Jagger!
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A cheesy pop singer that is famous for no good reason. She also has a really horrible voice.
Ke$ha fan: Have you heard that song Tik Tok? Its really amazing.
Me: I only listened to like 15 seconds of it. It was horrible.
Ke$ha fan: Fuck you! She is really talented!
Me: You think she's talented? She can't even sing! Go listen to some real music!
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a whore who goes to night clubs and has sex with guys in the clubs (most likely bathrooms and seductively in a sitting area). She lets 12-14 year olds listen to her idiotic music, and then parents wonder why is my little 14 year old daughter starting to drink... well in most of her shit songs it says Bottle of Jack "Jack Daniels" and getting drunk and touching junk, shes a fail and I think if she was the last woman on earth I would fuck her shit up. Shes a bad influence to young girls and she needs to be shot. she is the cancer of partying and drinking and she needs to die. and ke$ha if you're reading this...... you're a complete and total dike.
guy 1: Dude my girlfriend won't stop going to party's and getting drunk and fucking a bunch of other dudes...
guy2: She was listening to ke$ha wasn't she...
guy1: Yes... how did you figure?
guy2: Drinking, Partying
guy1: Fucking ke$ha i'm going to rip open her chest and incinerate her heart.... that's if it doesn't have alcohol poisoning
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To be dirty , wearing stuff from your local garbage dump , being called a ke$ha is the worst insult you can receive
Girl 1: Your such a fucking ke$ha
Girl 2: runs away, crying and hangs herself on the fan
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A comedian who's joke is to sing terribly. She has been seen on many show's and has won awards. She also likes to run around half naked while singing.
Person 1: Dude did you hear Ke$ha last night?
Person 2: Yeah man that was hilarious.
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