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The finest pipe-weed in all of South Farthing
Merry: Say Pippin, what's that you got there?
Pippin: Well Merry, only the finest weed in all of South-Farthing.
Merry: Longbottom leaf?! You might want me to try it first, just to make sure it's not "coughs" poisoned or anything"
Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people.
Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.
That leaf blower better not move their mess to my house!
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The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.
“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”
Being called a "leaf monkey" or a "leaf monkea" is the greatest insult someone could possibly get.
Colin - takes Oscar's Takis.
Oscar - "Colin, give me back my Takis you leaf monkey!"
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perhaps the biggest flop in NFL history, Ryan Leaf was the #2 overall pick by the San Diego Chargers in 1998. the only player picked in front of Leaf was Payton Manning, and the Colts (who selected Manning) considered taking Leaf until just before draft day. needless to say, the Colts were wise to take Payton.
Leaf was highly touted, coming out of Washington State U, and was expected to lead San Diego to glory. However, in is rookie year, he had 2 touchdowns, 15 picks, and a bad attitude. he nearly fought an angry fan, often screamed at reporters, and faked an injury to leave practice to golf. he missed the '99 season with a shoulder injury, and after poor performance, and injury, and a run in w/ police (a bar fight), he was released after 2000.
Leaf was signed and released by tampa Bay before the 2001 season, and finally ended up playing as a back up in Dallas that year. He lost all 4 games that he started.
He signed with Seattle as a back up prior to 2002, but retired due to long standing injuries.
Ryan Leaf is the biggest bust in NFL history
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Sheldon used to like tea, until he realized it was basically just leaf soup.
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When your president insists they love Autumn so much they take an exorbitant amount of leaf pictures and post them on social media
I am a leaf slut.