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An MVP is a sneak attack sexual maneuver. As legend has it... The move was invented and first carried out by legendary head coach for the Chicago Bears Mike Ditca.
when a girl is giving you a blow job, right as you're about to ejaculate you pour an ice cold bottle of gatorade over her head. Then after she gets up and turns around you slap her on the ass.
I MVPed that slut and told her good game bitch.
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Most Valuable Pimp - the flyist pimp on da streets
bro josh is the MVP straight up
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so yeah... mvp but as the students fondly call it: maryjail- is a small all girls prep school in the middle of know where. when a class doesnt cave in to conformism they are known as the bad class. every1 hates them and they get special meetings w. "laddddiiies" "pull up those shorts blah blah blah im going to keep on talking bcuz i can" and "oo look at me im a beaver". but i seriously think these ladies shud know that we dont give a damn. so yeah... u hav special meetings where u have to stand up and check ur neighbors uniform and then sit down... pointless i know. then they tell you that going there is a privilege... are they serious?... but what they dont realize is that they need our money to stay open. but why do they call it a jail some people might ask? well ill tell u why... cuz they are retarded and block sites like this one and myspace. then they check this one and delete the definitions... how gay is that?... well then there are teachers that hand out demerits for gay reasons... like ur shirt is untucked... SHIRTS COME UNTUCKED!!!... ur walking on the back of ur shoes, ur like 5 seconds late for HR. like i said gay reasons. oh yeah... and socks cannot be folded down. so this is life as i know it... WELCOME TO MARYJAIL!
"are you embarassed?"
-silence-
"no1? well you shud be"
too bad we arent... :D
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MVP is Most violent player awarded in fights or sumtimes no rulez sports
woah stay away frm tht guy he is the MvP
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Most Valuable Pendejo. Usually a member of a team who comited a vital mistake and cost the game.
Yesterday at the soccer game, Pedro was named MVP when he touch the ball with his hands in the penalty area.
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