Rizztraining order

Rizz so powerful it needs to be contained. Any dude within a 100 mile radius of this rizz stands no chance of getting any bitches. This rizz is only weilded by the god of rizz a.k.a "Him".

Guy 1: Bro, no one near James can get any bitches.
Guy 2: Yeah, he needs a rizztraining order.

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second order

In mathematics, a term used to describe the derivative of a derivative. Also a term used in restaurants by math geeks to indicate that a duplicate meal is desired.

Garçon, I'll have a second order of those ribs.

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Law & Order

Law & Order is considered by many to be one of the greatest TV shows ever created. It has had at least 300 episodes, yet they are all interesting and original in their own special way. Not like the shitty new episodes of The Simpsons

On Law & Order last night, there was a serial killer who committed necrophilia with his victims. Now that's entertainment.

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Order of the day

Something necessary or usual at a certain time.

Thefreedictionary.com

Warm clothes are the order of the day when camping in the winter. Going to bed early was the order of the day when we were young.

out order

verb; to be dining out and feel shame as fellow diners at one's table order and receive a better dish

Even though Ron only got the macaroni and cheese and I ordered the curry risotto, he totally out ordered me.

ordering agency

the ability to order something on the menu by one's own volition, without input from anybody else.

Waitress: "So, what will it be, Sid?"

Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."

Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"

Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."

Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."

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out of order

Meaning its wrong or its crazy

"you're outta orda!"
"that stupid little kid just stole 20 bucks from me, hes outta orda!"

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