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Redmoor Academy

A school located in the English town of Hinckley, it is generally classed as a BTEC Hinckley Academy, ironic considering most students from the school go on to have only a BTEC qualification after their lack of GCSEs, and commonly falls 2nd in Hincklyians' list of dodgy schools in the area. The only separation it holds from its dodgier counterpart is the smaller net roadman output, with the school boasting a record-low 41% of year 11s in a gang. A stroll past the school gates at lunch must be warned against as your innocent lunchbreak stroll will see you witness a notorious field-fight, where two students battle it out to the death in an attempt to settle their disagreements over who should be attributed with the honour of being known as the person who smoked the most weed on the walk to school in that morning, and will result in you having to spend 3 hours of your day in the school office providing evidence which will go towards absolutely nothing as the school will no doubt find both wrestlers guilty, even when one of the students mistakes their mothers chopped-up basil for cannabis and smokes that on the way to school. Another common sight is dented artwork that hangs on the school corridors due the the art teacher's belief that displaying students' amazing artwork liven up the premises but, to the art department's disappointment, the canvasses only became a target for students with anger-issues to punch after being omitted from lessons for the 5th time in as many days.

Household member 1: *Slams door* help help!
Household member 2: What's the matter?
Household member 1: Quick get the nose disinefectant out the cupboard I just caught a whiff of burnt basil from a Redmoor Academy student whilst on my morning jog

by Suntan Dave October 23, 2020


Carmel Academy

An unaffiliated, Jewish School in Greenwich, CT. Formerly known as WFHA, they changed the name in the middle of the year after receiving a 10 million dollar grant. This grant was used to fund many important things, such as computer programs like Kidspiration and Gimp (?). At "CA," you will not learn geography, nor grammer. You may read an average of 2.5 books a year, along with an average of 9 movies. You get to show your individuality with collared shirts in every color (solid, of course), and khakis in black, navy, brown, olive, grey, and purple (?). You can make many friends at Carmel, everyone in your grade (avg=15) is super nice, and accepting, even your teachers will be your friends! The average sentence you hear a student say at Carmel is, "Man, I love this school!" and for teachers, it's, "Where's your kippah? Your head looks cold." COME TO CARMEL WOOOHOOOO GO EAGLES!!!! OOPS HAWKS YAYY GO HAWKS!

Jacob: Hey, did you make the Carmel Academy basketball team?

Rebecca: What kind of question is that? I didn't even need to sign up, they begged me to!

Jacob: But, you've only played once in your life...?

Rebecca: Does it really matter? We just need enough "players!"

by superjew123456789 September 4, 2012


Scholars Academy

..Hell

Joe: Where do you g to school?
Travis: Scholars Academy
Joe: *never talks to him again*

by krisscheu October 2, 2011

41πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Erdington academy

A broken down school with of the best muggers/violators in brum and full of ghetto also scamming bastards

Erdington academy:β€œYo is EA good β€˜
β€œNah it’s full of ghetto kids’

by Repperpepper October 12, 2019


columbus academied

1. To get mentally and physically attacked by your achedemic commitments at Columbus Academy in Columbus, Ohio.

2. When a student works really hard but never comes out on top like all the other smart kids.

1.

Boy 1: Bro, I have no time to sleep eat or go to the bathroom because of all this schoolwork!

Boy 2: Dude, me too! We're getting columbus academied!

2.

Girl 1: I work so hard and you never have to work in your advanced class!

Girl 2: Well, you learn more

Girl 1: You get weighted! Man, I'm being columbus academied!

by wellalright... May 17, 2011

22πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Banff Academy

A shit hole in the corner of Scotland where teachers remove you for saying there first name and think they can teach by putting on a video.

She cant spell her name, she must have gone to Banff Academy!

by scith98 March 19, 2012

86πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Fusion Academy

A "special school" for "special students." Personalized learning for even the most mentally disabled.

"Ah shit, I think i'm going to kill myself. I have to go to fusion academy."

by BillysTuna May 10, 2022