you baboon

When someone does something stupid, or acts in a way that might lead people to think they are stupid

Julian said Blake is gay
Julian, omg you baboon

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baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.

Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.

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Baboon Breakfast

A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).

It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.

Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!

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Baboon Ass

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...

OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"

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baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

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baboon swipe

A delicate swipe across the head-RA

She stuck my head in her shirt and gave me a baboon swipe..

Vidal Baboon

An early morning hair style that looks as though a baboon styled your hair while you were asleep.

Wow! It looks like Vidal Baboon visited you in the night.

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