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A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.
Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
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To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.
Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?
Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex
The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.
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A beautiful woman who can roll THEE most PERFECT Backwoods you’ve seen in your entire life.
“Did you see the blunt Paige rolled? Shes a total Backwoods Brat”
A cigar made for rolling weed the only good thing it comes in alot of great flavors and gets you high but its mostly the nicotine high
- its expensive
- its veiny hard to roll
- its stale alot
- too much nicotine
My last choice for roll up Alot of new school rappers have popularized backwoods but they are dumb its dutches all day