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When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small
For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley
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When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)
Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town
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when a woman with a yeast infection puts bread dough into her vagina, and due to the yeast and body temperature, the bread will rise, and then her partner will take a bite.
dude! my bitch gave herself an italian bakery! it was so tasty!
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while having sex the male pours flour and eggs into her vagina and beats it with his dick creating a dough.
I gave your mom the human bakery.
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a slut commonly found in a bakery. Kind of like a hooters girl, except you can find hickeys on her neck every monday after a long weekend of fucking. She will often have a lot of kids, while being at a young age herself, and her main job is to flirt with every customer that comes in. Sometimes she will make date plans with the customers, and flake out on them at the same time.
Why the fuck is Alex buying that bakery slut some flowers? That bitch doesn't even like him!! Plus, she's 22, has 3 kids, all from different fathers, and wtf is up with those hickeys on her neck every monday?
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Going to the bakery is the process in which one consumes a large quantity of marijuana causing them to get high or "baked" the phrase going to the bakeryis usually used when one is in a public situation and doesnt want other people to know he/she is talking about reefer.
"Dude this math test blows, as soon as class is dismissed im going to the bakery."
"Who wants to join me in going to the bakery after work."
its pretty self explanatory, imagine it yourself.
“omw to the penis bakery” “wtf is a penis bakery?”