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n., the act of inviting oneself to a party or function, particularly in a way that brings along drama and general discomfort for the hosts.
We were sitting around having beers when suddenly Mark pulled a benson and walked in uninvited with his very pregnant baby mama.
Despite what all other definitions say, a Benson is someone who partakes in sexual practices with a person of the same gender.
Elton John is a dirty fuckin Benson
The act of running around a open world game map collecting every item along the way to only return to the start to sell everything. Considered extremely douchey and typically happens when there is a crowd watching.
"The other day I was watching Mongo play Deus Ex Human Revolution, he was Bensoning the whole time. I clawed my eyes out in boredom."
being a slag and betraying your friends
Person 1 "He is such a mean guy and slag"
Person 2 "Yeah, I think he has bensonism."
Cigarette collector.
The keeper of all information (k.g.b.)
One who likes to stab the face alot.
Hey go pick that cigarette you Benson!!
A person who cheats off money from friends, and never pays them back.
Often says themselves have no money; therefore, he/she can run off with money they owe.
Basically a looser friend, not loyal, and a back stabber.
A: Hey let's get the bill!
B: Damn, I don't have enough cash, can I borrow 50?
--- 1 month later ----...
A: Where's my 50 bucks?
B: Oh...can i pay you back next time?
A: You serious? Don't be such a Benson!
The next step up from toolshed in the tool family of insults. Indicates an individual that has an air of extremely unwarranted arrogance and is supremely annoying. Stems from the tool company shown in the popular prime-time sit-com from the 90's, Home Improvement.
Person 1: Man, that Winston is a real fucktard.
Person 2: Yeah , he's a Benson.