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Generally debunked theory of the creation of the universe stating that existence began when matter condensed into a singularity and exploded across the cosmos, somehow forming life.
Since when do explosions create something as complex as a human cell?
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A television show about a group of scientist and one fucking disappointment of an engineer.
After watching you will ether love it or want to burn it
Jack:I LOVE the big bang theory.
John: kill your self you normie pleb.
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A game of 2 or more players (usually of the same sex) where colours are used to code the sexual attraction (fuckability) of a member of the opposite sex.
Red = Would not bang or poke on Facebook or with someone else's bargepole. Run the FUCK away.
Yellow = "Take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again". Do-able but after alcohol consumption.
Blue = Acceptable - individuals you are actually attracted to.
Black = Would definitely 'bang'.
UV = Fucking insane. Would resort in multiple pregnancies.
Darrell: "Dude, what you reckon to that girl over there on the Big Bang Scale?"
Josh: "She's not quite a blue, so yellow!"
Darrell: "So harsh man! I'd easily say she's a blue!"
The theory that the universe started with a big explosion
The universe started with a Big Bang, that's the Big Bang theory
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A great sitcom about two physicists and the hot chick next door.
From The Big Bang Theory;
Sheldon(to Leonard); " Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call? "
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Attack used by the Character Vegeta in Dragon Ball Z. Causes a semi-nuclear blast that eradicates anything at it's center.
Android 19 was killed with Super Vegeta's Big Bang Attack.
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Just before you cum onto a girl's face, you exclaim "Feast your eyes on Vegeta's, Big Bang Attack!" and unleash the load on her face.
"Ana, what did you think of my Big Bang Attack last night?"
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