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Complete and utter drug taking weird slob. Frequenter of West Yorkshire night club toilets. Creator of the mixed bag.
Me: Do you know Bradford Joe
Stranger: Yes he spiked me with Mkat, he needs putting down.
Insurance fraud (usually related to the damaging of buildings soon after buying it)
"That fire down in town was a Bradford Coincidence"
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Bradford PA a town that once was booming now reduced to abandon buildings and thrift stores. Bradfords once luxurious mansions for the elite cut up into apartments that now house the poor. The once important oil factory in the center of the town falling apart and leaking God only knows what into the shopping cart riddled tuna river. There are two types of weather in Bradford freezing cold and raining with the occasional heat wave that causes the pot hole filled roads to sizzle .There are greate attractions like mutian beach and view the art work of the tattoos on the fat people while they smoke and push there baby around in a stroller . But this town isent all bad Bradford is home of the zippo lighter(the one that gose click) and it has some of the nicest people they might not smell the nices but they will go out of there way to buy you a hamburger from the McDonald's with a oil well behind it.
"This man must be from Bradford, PA " (smells like cude oil but is the nices S.O.B you have ever met)
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When your fucking anally and the man pisses while the woman is shitting
Susan and Fred committed a bad Bradford
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A person of extreme taste in wines. Originated in Dublin, Ireland in the mid 1850's. Mr. Sullivan was widely considered the most elite of all wine experts. He was also well known for his ability to make women remove their clothes in desire with a single wink of one of his lagoon blue eyes. The legand states that anyone who bears the name "Bradford Sullivan" will struggle through his entire life, as women will constantly be throwing themselves on top of him in day to day situations.
Bradford Sullivan. Dublin, Ireland
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A small town in southern Ontario which is likely the most boring place you will ever go. Not somewhere you want to live under any circumstances.
Wow, watching paint dry is almost as boring as living in Bradford, Ontario!
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A 'dusty bradford' is where you and a girl (or man, if you swing that way) are about to have anal sex. The taker usually wants it lubed up in one way or another, and instead of doing it, you lie and say you're ready to go and just shove it in there dry. Usually a form of punishment to the partner.
girl- "do me from behind"
guy- "okay give me a sec" (shoves it in unexpectantly)
girl- "OUCH! i didnt ask for a dusty bradford!"
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