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A burger ""store"" originating in the United States of Obesity, making people obese since 1953.
1. Carter went to burger king,now he weighs at an average of 40 tons of pure fat.
the most spectacular place if you like fast internet and great burgers.
burger king is superior in everyday
eat there
oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there
Customer: *brings in a monitor, gaming tower, mouse, and keyboard*
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.
A fun place to hang out in Eastlake. It's fun to bother the manager Pat.
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Home of the flame-broiled whopper, and the rest of crappy unfinished burgers that gives you a bad aftertaste that lasts almost 24 hours
Burger King is only good for their alternate orders, like drinks and fries.
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A low priced fast food restaurant where one goes after 10 consecutive days of constipation in order to achieve an enema like effect with minimal damage!
I lost 10 pounds from using the shitter so much after eating burger king for supper!
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American fast food chain that prides themselves on their flame-grilled hamburgers. Often criticized for the quality of their food, they're still usually considered a notch above establishments like McDonald's, but not as good as Carl's Jr./Hardee's or Steak n' Shake.
Gonna go to Burger King and get me a Whopperito!
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I only ate from Burger King once, my burger was over cooked, and the fries tasted very defrosted.
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