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the most spectacular place if you like fast internet and great burgers.
burger king is superior in everyday
eat there
oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there
Customer: *brings in a monitor, gaming tower, mouse, and keyboard*
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.
Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.
Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.
A fun place to hang out in Eastlake. It's fun to bother the manager Pat.
55👍 93👎
Home of the flame-broiled whopper, and the rest of crappy unfinished burgers that gives you a bad aftertaste that lasts almost 24 hours
Burger King is only good for their alternate orders, like drinks and fries.
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A low priced fast food restaurant where one goes after 10 consecutive days of constipation in order to achieve an enema like effect with minimal damage!
I lost 10 pounds from using the shitter so much after eating burger king for supper!
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American fast food chain that prides themselves on their flame-grilled hamburgers. Often criticized for the quality of their food, they're still usually considered a notch above establishments like McDonald's, but not as good as Carl's Jr./Hardee's or Steak n' Shake.
Gonna go to Burger King and get me a Whopperito!
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I only ate from Burger King once, my burger was over cooked, and the fries tasted very defrosted.
37👍 68👎