Caked

1.When you are so blazed out of your mind to take your dick out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED

2. to pass out while jizzing on your self

I got so high last night i CAKED my self

Ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up CAKED.

When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED

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Cake

Something that looks real but’s fake.

Like those Instagram videos where you think you see an eggplant, but they cut into it and it’s a cake. It seems like it’s a one thing but turns out another.

Fake.

Similar to “cap”, but not quite.

“Look at her lips bro, think they’re real?”
“Nah, that’s cake”

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Caked

When you have a huge sticky shit and it cakes the inside of ones ass cheeks.

Man that shit was huge i'm so caked I need to have a shower.

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No-caked

To be dehired in such a manner that there is no celebratory cake or ANY FURTHER MENTION of the person who has been disappeared.

Common At call centers, eg minacs

ant; Caked ... moved on to better patures voluntarily

Employee 1: What happened to Johnny ?
Employee 2: Shhhhhh he got no-caked Friday, he was late again
Employee 1: yeah? but there was a Blizzard!
Employee 2; yeah, guess he should have called in sick instead like the rest of us.

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Cake

Of or pertaining to flirting

Dont cake with me, I'm your sister

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cake

1) A Sweet Pastry
2) Kilo of Cocaine
3) Money

1) Did you see that boy's birthday cake, shit was huge b.

2) Go to the docks and get that cake from them Colombians.

3) Man the only cake you seen was at ya birthday, broke ass chump.

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Cakes

having a huge ass and thighs.

Types of Cakes:

little nice booty = birthday cakes

medium booty, fat, damn near super fat = banquet/ceremony cake

outrageous, out this world booty = Wedding cakes!

Damn bro, you see that ass?! She got major cakes bruh.

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