ceebs

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Ceeb

An expressed lack of desire, motivation or effort to perform an action which requires the consumption of energy; either mental, physical or spiritual energy.

I ceeb walking up Haydock Lane

Ceeb

CEEB is a slang term that means "can't be bothered." It is used to indicate that someone is not motivated or lacks the interest or energy to do something. For example, if someone says "I CEEB to go to the party tonight," it means that they are not interested in going to the party and do not feel like making the effort to attend. The term is often used in casual conversation, especially among young people.

"Ceebs going out tomorrow"

ceebs merchant

A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.

Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."

Ceebing

Being a fat alcoholic with no drive or motivation.

‘Not going to the gym, I’m ceebing’