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1) When a sexual partner rubs a slice of avacado around the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis and bites off the foreskin.
2) When a female's bush is so long and fluffy that her hair clip must be removed from her head to her bush in order to go down on her.
1) "Last night Ronnie said he was tired of cleaning out his uncircumcised penis so we sent him down to Korea Town with $60 and a pint of tequila to have a California Clipper preformed. Ronnie said it was painful, but he had to admit, he kinda' leaned into a little."
2) "Dude, it was dark in the room and when I went for a muff dive I didn't realize I would be nearly suffocated by Regina's bush! I had to California Clipp that shit back or the dive was out of the question!"
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A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.
I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.
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A person that is very cocky, this person usually jocks other people to try to fit in. The reason the like the clippers is because Chris paul joined the team . And they still have hope even if they never pass second round of the playoffs.
Jaime- Yes the clippers are in the playoffs, yo going to watch them
Alex- For what they never do shit they make the playoffs but never pass second round
Jaime -Oh yeah
Alex - yeah dumbass you guys always hang banners of whack ass players over our championship banners in staples center damn Clippers Fan
Jaime- Alright just wait
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Anything that when put in your mouth gives you bumps on your lips.
I asked him why he had a bump on his lip and he said it was from a dirty clipper
A saying said by only the most delicious people
“Clippers in 6 “
“Right you are my brother”
When you think you have a chance with someone but they end up talking to someone else
girl 1- I was talking to Danny today and Justine came along and completely distracted Danny from me, now he doesn't want to talk to me.
Girl 2- Justine is such a cloud clipper
Touch clippers meaning you need a hair cut
Von: yo hair long bro
King: i know bro I need a touch clippers