Cocked

Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.

Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

=..8)!

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Cock

What a guy uses to get pleased.

Man, I wish you were here so I could put my cock inside of you and fuck you.

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cock

Probably one of the sexiest word to substitute for penis.

My huge, rock-hard, throbbing cock is eight and a half inches long. Really it is!!!!!!

I wanna suck that throbbing cock till you cum on my face.

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That's cock!

From the 1970's meaning that's cool, that's the bomb, that's the shit.

You're getting a new car "That's cock!"

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cock

The pussy's bestfriend.

When the pussy fell on the puddle, the cock started laughin becuase the cock is happy when the pussy is wet.

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Cock

What I love to suck.

MMmm cock is good in my throat.

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cock

What all gurlz need @ least 1 time a night just so they dont have to finger themselves.

I love it when a guy puts his cock in my pussy and just goes deeper and deeper and deeper until i scream with an orgasm

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