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A non-profit quasi gov't agency who makes propaganda campaigns for everything politically correct.
"I am Mr. Kwame from the leading minority college fund and we need assistance starting a ad campaign. Will you healp us?" "Sure, we can make some good campaigns."
few days later:
"I am Mr. Johnson from the non-profit euro-american college fund and we need assistance setting up a ad campaign. Will you help us?" "Sorry, but we can't since your organization is politically incorrect and racist!"
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Council tax eg meaning the balifs
barry: who called??
carol: its the council tax!!
omfg it before they tear ur balls off!!!
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An ok town across the river from Omaha, Nebraska. There are 5 notable types of people here:
- Homeless (Northwest CB)
- Trashy (South CB/Twin City)
- Dreamers (West CB)
- Rich (East CB)
- Filthy Rich (Northeast CB)
Council Bluffs has a few attractions such as the Squirrel Cage Jail, RailsWest museum, and Union Pacific museum, but other than that it's nothing but trash. Druggies are everywhere on the streets, fatass prostitutes fill the South, and the east/northeast areas are filled with snobby rich people. 5 railroads operate in CB. They include:
- UP (Union Pacific)
-BNSF (Burlington Northern Santa Fe)
-KCS (Kansas City Southern
-CN (Canadian National)
-IAIS (Iowa Interstate Railway)
Overall, the town is almost like a ripoff of Omaha, although technically Omaha is a ripoff of Council Bluffs since Council Bluffs was first to use some advancements Omaha uses today.
I got AIDS from that fat bitch I fucked yesterday over in Council Bluffs.
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Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!
I’m friends with Ahorjan.
Oh so you’re friends with the security council?
An occasion where guys outnumber girls by a significant margin.
It was like there was a meeting of the Nad Council at the bar last night, where were all the girls?
Noun: An attractive male who bears the hallmarks of being dragged up on a sink estate. These traits include, though are not exclusive to: knock-off Addidas jogging bottoms; no top (in summer); a hoodie (in winter); a baseball cap (no matter what the season); a toned physique; an overabundance of natural pheromones; a distinctive walk in which he tries to communicate that he is 'proper hard" and "well fit".
Often, a decent bit of council trouser will stroll around town aimlessly, bearing his tattoos and showing off his gym-toned body to passing chavettes, who, like him, have a great deal of time on their hands between collecting their dole and queueing for cheap cider at Aldi.
Trouser, in this context, is a synecdoche used as a male equivalent of the pejorative"skirt", used chiefly in Britain to describe any attractive young female.
Council trouser spotting is a fun office-based game, in which colleagues gaze out the window on a sunny day and rate the passing state-subsidised man-talent as it parades its prone body down the street.
"Look at that bit of council trouser over there. I'd defo bang him!"
"I'm going out tonight and plan to bed myself a nice bit of council trouser."
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Low-rent, pikey type scum-bag. Also used for non-scum who look rough (see example below). For ladies this could have sexual connotations too.
Kate Moss has been looking well council dirty of late, must be the company she keeps!
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