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Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.
Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
Wet the bed.
Taken from the French for dandelion "pissenlit" thought to be taken from the diuretic effect of eating dandelion leaves.
Little Johnny hadn’t been potty trained yet so he would dandelion.
Spud was so drunk he dandelioned that night.
A permutation of the anime archetypes of "loli" and "yandere" in which a female humanoid being (or appearing to be) underaged expresses their love for their boy toy of choice through excessive acts of homicide. This term can also be used to describe underaged females who violently express their claim over a celebrity crush, be they real or fictitious.
The little girl slaughtered every girl in the village so they wouldn't look at her senpai. This solidified her title as a dandelion.
She's a dandelion! When I told her how much I loved Shota from My Hero Academia, she threatened me with heinous acts of torture if I didn't stop talking!
A dandelion is a flower. But it's also a word that Jamaicans use while answering questions in class.
Teacher: Akoni, use ''dandelion'' in a sentence.
Akoni: De cheetah is faster dandelion.
When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.
"A CHUBBY DANDELION grew in my lawn, this isn't good!"
dandelion is my super amazing gf who i love more then anyone in the world. ilysm <33 !
you know field of dandelions right? yup ! thats my amazing gf <3