Random
Source Code
Random
An Estate located in a town called Oldham. Home to the biggest slags the world has ever seen. Has many nicknames within Oldham, including, 'the place Hitler forgot' and 'England's Chernobyll'. Holts Estate is the biggest processor of slags in the UK. Pretty poor area, home to chav's and raw bitches who will fuck anything with a pulse. If you pass through Holts in any form of vechicle then you must have your windows up, for fear of the radiation which has aqquired there.
Guy 1: You know where we are don't you?
Guy 2: Where England's Chernobyll?
Guy 1: Yup, The PLace Hitler Forgot Holts Estate
Guy 2: Maybe we can get a screw
Guy 1: Obviously we can, the fact we have shoelaces makes us the richest people for the next square kilometre.
14👍 10👎
NOT a car with an extended rear cargo section (like a stationwagon). No. But the type of car you find on an English Council Estate (areas of public/social housing, typified by brutal, modernist, concrete ghettos erected in the 1950s.)
Vauxhall Nova, Peugeot 106, Ford Fiesta, Citroen Visa, Ford Mondeo, etc.
The older the better. Stinky material interiors. No alarms. Not worth stealing.
I have £200 to spend on a new vehicle. Looks like all I can afford is an estate car.
8👍 5👎
A nature reserve just north of Wollongong CBD. It protects some nice coastal bushland and has a track for walkers (and unofficially used by bicyclists and motorcyclists).
It is known for it's large variety of bird species, and it's resident population of gays and paedophiles.
At night time all the local gays will congregate at Puckeys for various gay sex acts, or maybe shooting up. Paedophiles love to use the place as a hideout and like to chat up little boys there.
Person A 'Let's hang at Puckeys Estate'
Person B 'What are you, a queer addict pedo?'
17👍 16👎
The various areas of a person’s body, particularly the “juicy” parts”.
Guy who wants to give a girl a massage: Don't worry, hun... I promise I’ll just touch the “acceptable” parcels of real estate --- when the sign says, “Keep off the grass”, I keep off the grass! (Acknowledgements to Charles Bronson)
25👍 25👎
A code name for selling drugs, due to the selling of bricks to create a new trap house.
Yo dog, I am in da real estate biz. You looking to view some houses, maybe purchase a couple bricks?
20👍 20👎
A store located in a high-traffic / posh area. Prime real estate selected to make the brand seem bigger than it is.
"Opening that shop in Rockefeller Center certainly makes a real estatement!"
Noun. Someone who uses what ever means necessary to highjack an entire estate that they were not entitled to.
My aunt is an estate pirate, she took everything my grandma had when she passed and the rest of the family got nothing!