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When you are doing a girl from behind. You reach around and fishhook her mouth and let your buddy in. All while singing.. it's the Gordon Fisherman!!
Hey I got this girl, fish hooks and some time. You want to spill some tartar sauce?? It's the Gordon Fisherman...
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While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.
Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.
To have sex with a woman while she's on the rag. And when your finished to remove the tampon with your teeth
I Banged this prostitue then i bit her tampon string and pulled it out and it smelled like fish..Dude you totally gave her the gorton fisherman
The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.
She had to go to call an ambulance after receiving a fisherman’s basket
When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.
Ray: Want a pint mate?
Hank: Still got half, I’ll take a fisherman’s half
A dude’s hot, sweaty ball sack aka codsack that has become drawn in nice and taut and has a bit of a salty twang.
Had a bit of a fisherman’s codsack after that workout. But Rachel was licking them taut balls like a cow on a salt lick.
When someone else wants what's in your pocket..'nuff said.
"He wants what's in your pants. He's a pocket fisherman."
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