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n: several easy strike matches taped around the end of a paper towel or toilet paper roll.
Sal had absolutely no idea how handy his Polish flashlight would be at his new security guard job
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When you have not seen somebody in a long time but you both hangout in the same area of town. You have been looking for them at all the usual hangout spots, when your hanging out but they never appear, which surprises you after a while.
Where you been at man? I been looking for you in the daylight with a flashlight!
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When those who don't approve of the drugs and alcohol found in traditional clubs decide to re-create the club vibe in their dorm room/living room. Everyone at the party carries a flashlight and waves it around simulating the lights found in a dance club.
"Ah yeah. We had this flashlight party last weekend and we put Monica in the spotlight and she got down. I could really see myself marrying that girl."
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Male masturbation. Inspired by a Mad-TV skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.
I came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my Victoria's Secret catalog!
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The act of squishing multiple fireflys and smearing the bug juice over your dick. After your wang is lit up then proceeding to madly screw the woman to light up her "tunnel" thus making your dick a german flashlight.
Gill: I put my german flashlight in THIS girls tunnel yesterday. She was lit up like saturday night at the roxbury!
Duncan: I lit up THAT other girl too.
J Ham: I wish my johnson was large enough to please a woman...
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A security guard; a mall cop. The only weapon they have besides a phone.
I was at the mall, then the flashlight detectives bitched at me for loitering.
when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up
Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!
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