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Formula Fascist

Any person who staunchly supports the use of commercial infant formula as the right way to feed babies, who rigorously opposes public support for breastfeeding, and who is intolerant of those who do not conform to that belief.

The formula fascists filed a complaint when the maternity hospital stopped giving away welcome bags supplied by the formula company.

by Anne G. July 26, 2008

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Formula 1

A Sport where People will watch almost nothing happen for an hour, the same 2 people win every race, and the fans will be overly toxic and shit on every sport (especially nascar) even though they're completely different, and millionaires jack off as they pour millions into fancy go carts

Formula 1 fan: Verstappen just won for the 5th time in a row!

Formula 1 fan #2 : Hell yeah!

by Blandimakes January 9, 2022

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Original Formula

Referring to the Four Loko formula prior to the removal of all caffeine.

Dave: Hey brah, how was your 4th?

Steve: Oh dude it was fucking sick, we were playing beer pong on the lake and Todd got smashed off some Original Formula then pissed on his girlfriend and hit his best friend in the face.

Dave: Damn dude where'd you find that?

Steve: I have kept some Original Formula on the reserve for special ocassions, you know that ish gets your RIPPED!

by The J Jack July 5, 2011


The Formula 1

When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.

Hey babe, shall we grab a bottle of bubbly and try the formula 1 tonight?

by Luke Bartlett January 17, 2020

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Quadratic Formula

A mildly long but sensible and useful equation. Typically used for solving for the two, one, or zero real values of X in a quadratic equation.

"I used the quadratic formula to find the X intercepts of this parabola!"

by γƒžγ‚Έγ§ζ­»γ«γŸγ„ May 4, 2019

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Formula 1

The pinnacle of motor sport racing. It started in 1950 with the first ever championship race. You are an idiot if you do not watch it, as it takes place all over the world. Most Americans do not like the sport for they are ignorant idiots who watch NASCAR, which sucks.

Guy A: Who do you think is going to win the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix?
Guy B: Alonso and Renault

by Deathrider March 24, 2006

104πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


The Man Formula

The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.

The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.

The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is

RVA = ULsin(9F)

This formula works for any woman (try it!)

Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?

Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.

by TeaCake55 April 14, 2011

29πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž