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straight cheerful white boy
who may or may not cry a lot
"how the hell do you always pull golden retriever boys?"
"its a skill"
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The happiest thing or person in the world. Someone who exudes energy.
Ben: "hey that guy is so happy today"
Tim:"Yeaa man he's such a G.R.P (Golden Retriever Puppy)"
A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.
Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?
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A girl who is very submissive, goofy, and never knows what she's getting into. All she wants is for a dominate male to pet her, however golden retriever girls tend to not be very appealing to men.
I wonder if that golden retriever girl Alisa would let me pet her, oh boy I hope so!
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A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals
My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.
A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.
"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me
"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy
"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me