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When you have a party and someone you invited (the governmenter) brings an entourage that outnumbers the total number of people you originally invited. This often results in the taking over of your party or the proverbial "stealing of one's thunder".
Originated because government representatives will always outnumber a company's representatives at any meeting.
"Why are all these people at my party? I didn't invite them..."
"They all came with (name of governmenter)."
"That's more people than I invited to my own party!"
"You've just been governmented."
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Ahnold, the goveener of Kahlifornia
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"He-he's the governer, Gray Davis"
"He should prepare to be TERMINATED!"
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If we suspect you have a secret about us, or if you say anything against us, or if we just don't like you, or if we're just bored, we'll even go to the point of killing you and your family.
And that's how government works.
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The organisation who's really behind it all. Corona, murer hornets, climate chance, you name it.
Trump, Kim Jung Un and Putin. No no no. They're just puppets.
No one knows for certain who's really part of The Government. They will kill anyone who says anything, but be on the lookout. You, me, your gran a or you sugardaddy could All potentially be part of The Government.
Person 1 'Oh fuck, I think my granma is part of The Government!'
Person 2 'How did you find out!?'
Person 1 'Because I'm part of The Government'
The Government *Shoots person 1 and person 2* 'Now everything is in order >:)'
Organisation that is fucking your life up, fucking the world up and must be destroyed.
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1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.
2. Control
the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)
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1. Discourages enjoyment, recreation,
creativity, human rights and freedom.
2. Encourages corrupt beliefs, productivity, slavery and propaganda.
3. Money making totalarianists.
4. Wish to enslave every man woman and child.
5. Creator of the matrix- the routine which our lives follow e.g born, work, die.
6. Try to force corrupt opinions and lies onto your thinking through the use of propaganda.
7. Think they know what's better for you... which is total bullshit.
8. A system which should crash and burn whilst we laugh at its incompetence.
9. Control- nothing more, nothing less.
10. Terminating your free will and your preferred profession in life- which is why the majority of us end up in pre-determined jobs, instead of custom ones such as becoming activists, artists, philosophers and musicians.
11. Will destroy you if you question them.
12. In it for the money.
13. Create the illusion of freedom- the reality is domination.
14. Fail to realise that humans cannot be governed by control- control is governed by man: with us, control is exercised when necessary- unlike the government, where it is abused to enforce order.
15. hated by teenagers and anyone with any sense :)
16. Supported by adults and those who succumbed to propaganda- forget them, they are too late to be saved :(
16. Crash
17. Burn
18. DIE!
19. FOREVERMORE! :)
20. "By tomorrow, I will be dead, because the census carried out with all our personal details was given to the government, so we can be found and destroyed- and me and my family will be targeted tomorrow at sundown :("
Give this definition to anyone who has not seen the light- act now, and their souls will be spared :P
Quotes to summarize the government:
"Pro money for us, pro recession for you"
"Drugs can make you see the truth- which is why we banned them"
"Life is productive, not custom"
"Free will is blasphemy"
"Nothing you say or do will defeat us- because we can unleash armed death squads onto you mere mortals mwuhahaha!"
"Your needs? HA!"
"Biased is truth"
"If we wrote this, the results would support our views, motives, and system in general, and we will force it onto you through our opinion elimination device- PROPAGANDA!"
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