1. Weapon of destruction usually a small explosive that was created for war and designed to kill.
2. The ugly girl or girls hanging out with the hot ones.
1. Soldier 1: "Tossing grenade!!!" Call of Duty
2. The Situation: βPauly D was with the grenade.β¦When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.β Jersey Shore
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Sometimes you toss it. Sometimes you jump on it. Sometimes you watch it blow.
That bitch is a grenade.
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Refers to sacrificing ones self for a friend by taking up company with the ugly friend. Can usually be captured using an iphone application such as iGrenaded. It refers to a solider jumping on a live grenade to save others.
Your friend meets a hot chick hanging out with her not so attractive friend. In order for your friend to hook up you have to hook up with her friend or jump on the grenade.
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The act of shoving one's grenade-resembling hand into a man or woman's orifice and then opening it with fingers flailing wildly in a mock explosion.
Kevin: Wow, being grenaded by my girlfriend last night left my ***hole gaping!
Gerald: Eek, that sounds terrible.
Kevin: Nah dude, I loved it!
Gerald: Hmm, maybe I should try some grenading...
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Jersey Shore Term. The ugly friend that tags along with a smokin' hot chick. In a way she explodes and that affects the friend she's with so she's also a cock block. Really ruins the mood. Makes you feel like you're being closely observed by a gay friend. She can also be the wing-girl. Just in case there's a double-team comin' along.
My friend ended up gettin with a hot chick, while I was stuck with the Grenade.
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ugly/fat chick out of the group of chicks.
Situation: Looks like we got a situation here.
Pauly D: Yeah we do
Situation: Alright heres the plan, we extract the grenade from that room, put her in a separate room for her to explode (sleep).
Pauly D: Alright then?
Situation: Then we extract the hotties n take em to our room. Sounds like a plan?
Pauly D: Yeah lets do it, GFA!.
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What Bruno Mars would catch for you.
You: WHAT ARE YOU ASKING FOR, BRUNO?!
Bruno: To give me all your love is all I ever asked... cause what you don't understand is I'd catch a grenade for you!!!
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