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An event fated to happen on the date January 13th, yet the year of it is unknown. It is prophesied that Niamh Walking warty will arise from her torment and unleash her pain and suffering onto the world.
It is unknown that this event will lead to the apocalypse, but it is known that it is a crack of doom - a catastrophic mass bungalow fart
CHARLIE: SHIT MAN IT THE 13TH OF JANUARY
ARCHIE: HOT DAMN IT MIGHT BE THE NIAMH INCIDENT HELL NAWWW
CHARLIE: my pants are brown
Archie: you da G
When one passes up a perfect opportunity to bang a hot chick but for no good reason doesn't. He is either oblivious to when she flirts with him or he is a pussy bitch.
Meg was totally sexting Dan but he had himself a Carlson incident.
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A video of TikTok Denver celebrity, Daniel Larson, made for his celebrity crush, Grace Vanderwaal. The video involves a naked Daniel sticking a toothbrush into his rectum, taking it out, and then brushing his teeth with said toothbrush.
“Hey have you heard of The Toothbrush Incident yet?”
“What’s that?”
“I don’t want to say, just read the Urban Dictionary entry.”
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An disaster of unprecedented scale releasing deadly liquids and gases over a large radius, usually following a night of particularly spicy Indian food.
OMFG, I should never had that third tandoori, the next morning I suffered a total Bhopal Incident.....
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when a bar will not allow you entry as you are wearing shorts, and your girl mate takes off her jeans in a toilet and sends her mate with them for you to change in the street, then come back for the girl to wear your shorts.
and at the end of the nite, u both change again in the middle of a pizza place with full length windows, with the girl shouting "i dont care if im in my knickers, anyone can see, it's only tom lol!"
amy and tom in liverpool during the pants incident lol lol lol
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Where influence Kevin Leonardo uploaded a video of him shaving his ass using Nair hair removal cream?
Did you watch the Nair incident?
Yes, I'm scarred.
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When you shit so hard you blow out your asshole (O-ring).
Background: The space shuttle Challenger exploded during take off because of one of the O-rings failing.
After drinking all night and eating those nachos I had a Challenger incident this morning on the toilet.