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Lachlan is a pot head. He has anorexia and wants to be a fashion fuck. No style, no future and no friends.
Did you hear about Lachlan?
Yeah he is such a loser!
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The guy who always sits around and does nothing while his "friends" do all his work for him.
OMG, his name is actually Lachlan
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Someone who likes to admire the size of male dogs testicles
Lachlan: "Wow look at the size of Rosco's balls. THEY'RE HUGE!!!!"
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Usually a short boy with a small dick. This name is for the whitest of white boys and is usually used for kids with a shitty past and future.
Do you know that lachlan kid? The one with a small dick? Yeah that one
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Someone with a big Dick.
Girl: damn lachlan thats a big dick
Person 1: do you see that lump in lachlans pants
Person 2: i know it's massive
Lachlan seems like a very chill person and has a amazing sense of humour, however he has a problem with buying Uber eats. he also likes to play tricks on people and play video games. he is also really good with technology and exploiting social media such as instagram been used to trick his mates into doing stuff that they will forever be made fun of for. Lachlan is also into sports usually starting with non team sports e.g karate or swimming but will participate and enjoy Team sports such as Basketball.
Jett: bro my wifi is so shit its not working i'm lagging so much
Ashton: You are probably been Dossed by Lachlan.
Lachlan is just the best person ever. Hes got a huge cock and lots of money and everyone wants to be him. There have been reports of people praying to lachlan instead of jesus.
Oh heavenly father, lachlan, please grant me the strength to slay puss and be a sick cunt.