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In the middle of lecture you find yourself slowly loosing focus and going into dream land, thinking of what it might be like to fuck that fine piece of ass next to you, and maybe after realizing you've been staring at the girls thong that just happens to be sticking out for a good 5 mins you now have a raging boner,, and lets face it, theirs no talking this one down. So you do the only proper thing their is to do and run to the bathroom and rub one out!. And wonder your way back to lecture, possibly sweating from the fight that just occurred, with your D.
Bro did you see stacy in class today?" "Yeah man she looked so sexy, I had to run to the bathroom and pull a dirty lecture dipset (DLD).
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DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.
The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).
Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website you bafoon
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A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.
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A mans who knows it all. Gives out knowledge to kids in need of a beating such as Mac and Crack Cheese.
The Lecturer came in my room and yelled at me to buy a truck and a lawn mower.
when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.
“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”
To ‘lecture that’ is a proverb describing absence. It is coined on the idea of not attending a lecture, which is common behaviour at universities.
“ You wanna link up later G and bun a zoot?”
“Can’t lie I’m gonna lecture that... gets man bare paranoid.”
A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room
My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.