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cover letter

A legitimate reason for ending your life.

Writing cover letters is fucked.

by vivavoka October 8, 2009

37πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The Scarlet Letter

A horrific torture device devised by Nathaniel Hawthorne in 1850. Since then, English teachers across America have been using it to mentally maim their students, as this book can cause brain anuerisms and seizures within five minutes of reading. The only *human being* that has ever finished the book without damaging himself is Chuck Norris.

In Guantanamo Bay, the interrogators utilize the Scarlet Letter as a highly effective extraction tool.

by Doctor Gem December 9, 2008

642πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


Letter B

Letter B is a game usually played when you and your friends are stoned. When someone says a word that begins with the letter "B", you and everyone else gets to punch that person until they say, "Letter B."

It is the most fun when stoned because you tend to not pay too much attention to what you are saying.

Joe: Hey Nik, pass the bowl.
Nik: *punches Joe a couple times*
Joe: Letter B!
Nik: *stops hitting Joe* Here you go buddy.
Joe: *starts punching Nik*
Nik: Letter B!
Joe: Haha I love weed.
Nik: So do I haha.

by psychonirvanafan June 30, 2010

42πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


letter "C"

oft-used term on Sesame Street now used to describe a hunched over elderly person

Having assumed the position with her walker, my Aunt Sally walked into the casino as the letter "C"

by sheila in the car July 19, 2010

54πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


The letter E

E is a very beautiful letter of the alphabet. It is no doubt the best letter in existence. It’s a letter that everybody stans and loves!

We Stan The letter E

by Stan E May 17, 2020


Letter Bias

Higher Education's practice of hiring Ph.D.s with little or no practical, real world experience, to educate over more qualified Masters and sometimes Undergraduate candidates. It can extend to less than doctorate degree holders having a "terminal" degree, such as a M.F.A., M.A. or M.B.A., over a M.S. degree holder. Even though a M.S. is a preparatory degree for a Ph.D. and contains a research component, many full time temporary and adjunct faculty members are consistently overlooked for promotion due to an "old boys club" type hiring philosophy from search committees, deans and provosts. Terminal degree holders are not immune to this type of discriminatory hiring practice either.

"I know we have a robust staff of full time temps. I know they are a safe bet for success and have been there for us, but we need a Ph.D. for accreditation," is an example of Letter Bias. Also, "they continue to teach 5 classes a semester, if we hire them tenure track we will have to work them less and pay them more, let's just get a Ph.D. it will look better anyway," is an example of Letter Bias.

by Bobby F. Dowd February 23, 2012


Anthony Letter

n. 1.) a form of hate letter expressing extreme hate and discontent; written to a person who has every right to be hated and despised. this letter includes real events that have affected the writer and / or relations of the writer.

my ex-best friend just sent me an anthony letter...i feel so awful, i dont want to be alive.

by the_writ April 13, 2009