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One of the nicest people known to humankind, has a good sense of humor, and is very compassionate inside. This person can endure the most tragic of situations, and also doesn’t take sh*t from anyone. She also knows how to kick your ass, so watch out.
Oh my gosh, I just saw the nicest person in the hall!
Was it Liz?
Yeah! How’d you know?
I met her too! I hope she finds the right people to hang out with!
Me too.
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Liz is a female who hates to be proven wrong, but she likes to help people and make people happy. She never judges others and doesn’t like being judged herself. She is often funny, and will always laugh at other people’s jokes no matter how bad.
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a loud ass bitch who you love but will always eat your food
person 1: wtf how did you get in my house
Liz: wheres your jolly ranchers
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A girl. ANY GIRL. The girl I’m dating right now so that my boys don’t have to try to keep up with the names of all the women I date.
Bro: You wanna get up tonight?
Me: Can’t buddy; got a date.
Bro: With who, that girl we met the other day? What was her name?
Me: …Liz.
Bro: Right.
A lesser new world god. She is often distinguished by her unrivaled beauty, grace, competence, and charm. She would no doubt rule over all the gods if not for her Cloud of Confusion that endlessly follows her. She is not capable of escaping her cloud of confusion because it is inherently her. She is best conceptualized as confusion manifested, which is what allows her to appear to simultaneously exist at both ends of every schism. It is a type of duality rarely found in nature. North American native inhabitants had a similar old world god, the contrarian, but Little is known of this tradition. In reality Liz doesn't occupy both binary states of all schisms. She is actually found in the resonate state between the dipoles. It is hard to observe or measure anything existing in this meta state, as it is ephemeral with incredibly small windows of observation. Similar to a black box and we can only see the separate states of her function output. We can know the cause and effect of her actions, but her motives can never be seen under the cloud of confusion. Nothing she does ever makes sense or concludes as expected. She kills those she loves and endorses those she hates. It has been theorized she was created in proto-times as a way to leach time and energy from the cosmos in an effort to prevent over abundant singularities from arising.
Don't you ever say the name Liz aloud again. What if you actually successfully summoned her? She would ruin us all for no reason!
Liz is a awesome person always a good person to talk to and a great teacher she will always make sure you are ok and not lonely. She loves knowing about everything and everyone and loves watching people do what they love she is a great friend to have is very outgoing she is very humble and shy when you first meet her but when you really get to know her you will know how loving, sweet , kind and nice she is.She will also think of you as family.
Hey Liz how are you
Good how bout you have anything juicy to talk about?