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a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.
Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross
What you accidentally get to hear when someone leaves you a voicemail and fails to hangup the phone correctly.
I know you weren't sick at home and actually at the bar with your buds 'cuz I could hear them laughing in the after-message!
a message by text
a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.
Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.
She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:
"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"
-The Message Lady
Man, the Message Lady sure is great.
Isn't she, though?
A subliminal message is any communication that has been rendered fully or partially undetectable to the conscious mind, which is not understood by the conscious mind, but is detected and understood by the subconscious mind. It is most commonly found in the form of visual and audio subliminal programs built from specially worded scripts. If these messages are properly phrased and the resulting subliminal audio program is built correctly, the resulting subliminal program can be used to successfully and significantly change and improve one's life in a variety of ways. The subliminal audio programming offered by Indigo Mind Labs' subliminal-shop.com is an excellent example of this.
Hey John, have I told you that I am successfully using subliminal messages to make myself and my life better and happier? You should try this too!
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a type of picture message recieved on a cell phone. in most cases, a male trys to persuade a certain female to send a picture of her bust. which in fact takes quite alot of time and patience on the males part because the female questions her morals and boundaries before finally sending the sext message.
jane - i dont know if i should do this :/
joe - aww cmon i wont show anyone
jane - oh okay ;)
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joe - dude, check out this pic of jane i got on my phone
paul - aww shit dude thats the best sext message ive ever seen
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A text message ,sent by males to their female friend, contains only of words: "are you awake?".
Actualy means: "Would you like to have full sexual relations with me right now?".
usually used late in night, while drinking in the pub, when the male searching up his phone book for females he can have sex with.
EDI: "dude, i'm horny and all I can see here is guys".
Vlad: "Try sending some 'Awake messages'.."
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