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A sexual session involving only the Missionary position. A "Hole" of Missionary Golf refers to one time having sex, and as such, playing a full 18 holes of Missionary Golf is quite likely impossible.
It resembles golf in that the "Holes" are slightly different, some longer, some shorter, some times you use brute force, sometimes you have to use finesse, but they are all basically the same. I believe there is a certain beauty in playing Missionary Golf well.
After a few holes of Missionary Golf, John and Shirly were exhausted!
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The Position one will find themselves in (usually behind a couch) when mormon missionaries show up on their doorsteps.
Enzo: Dog, the mormons came to my door the other day and I totally hid behind my couch.
Tim: That was serious Missionary Position right there.
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Sex position where the person being fucked lays on their back and places their feet on the fucker's chest.
Last night my boyfriend fucked me missionary style.
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Dating someone with the express purpose of converting the other person to a given religion (usually Christian) rather than building a sincere relationship with them. Very often, the "missionary" will dump the person they are dating once they believe that person has been "saved". This is a very bad idea because it insults the potential convert and the faith of the person attempting the conversion. Not only that, it can damage any future relationships for one or both.
Guys and gals, if you're out there "dating for Jesus" or whatever your equivalent might be, you're causing more harm than good. On top of that, you're using the same tactics as the Moonies and Reverend Jim Jones (look up "Jonestown Massacre"). So quit it, you idiots.
Content that she'd won Bob over to Christ, Sara publicly dumped him at the local coffee shop. Bob had trouble trusting women or the church for years after that and Sara's dating prospects dried up once word got out about what she was doing. Yep, "missionary dating" sure did wonders there.
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A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom on her back.
Hey baby let's use the missonary position tonight.
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Have another man make passionate love to your wife in missionary position as you gently kiss him on the cheek.
"Ronny really gave my wife a good time last night when we tried the Judas missionary"
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Sexual position where the female partner is on all fours being vaginally penetrated from behind; otherwise referred to as "doggy style".
We had great sex last night, we did the devil's missionary.
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